![]() ![]() Your lifestyle mistakes are none of our business.īRITTA: Oh, thanks, Shirley. SHIRLEY: Britta, we're sorry we looked at your prophylactic equipment. I'd like to know who it is so I can let them know they have lost my trust. Whoever the pen thief is just watched me get Guantanamoed. That's the point.īRITTA: Here's my point. It is pointless.īRITTA: Then you clearly stole the pen. TROY: Have you ever gone to a Puppy Parade halfway through, Britta? Uh, heh. ![]() Every moment, these puppies grow older and less deserving of our attention.īRITTA: Whoa, whoa. The Puppy Parade is starting on the quad. Big weekend?ĭEAN PELTON : Attention, students. JEFF: Well, Annie, it looks like you were wrong. Welcome, my friends, welcome to the machine. Welcome to what used to be individuality seized and disintegrated by cowardly groupthink. Welcome to the gross business of martial law. PIERCE: Come on, stoney, we all know the pen's in your bag.īRITTA: Yes, gross. Last week she invoked the Freedom of Information Act to request photocopies of my notes. TROY: Do they find thoughts in our butts? I knew I should've read that book.ĪNNIE: Britta, stop using the Constitution as a baby blanket. JEFF: Bend and spread? Are the Thought Police gonna make love to us? And before you can say 1984, the Thought Police are forcy-worcing you to bend and spread. Then it's a brisk peek at our phone records. There's no such thing as a quick invasion of civil liberties.īRITTA: It starts with a quick look into someone's bag. They're just things.ĪNNIE: Since they’re just things, I don't suppose you'd mind letting us take a quick look-see in your bag?īRITTA: I’d very much mind, Annie. You never come prepared.īRITTA: If it's so important, have my pen.īRITTA: Whatever, people. Hasta la later.ĪNNIE: I’m always lending you supplies. My grandmother's hands aren't gonna take close-ups of themselves. I might as well sit with a bucket on my head.īRITTA: Well, I have a photography project to finish. Hey, meatball, did you take Annie's pen to make life more like Benny Hill or whatever you do?ĪBED: I wouldn't do that. One of you has my pen right now.ĪBED: Are we going to the Puppy Parade? It’s starting to feel like a bottle episode. Sometimes I think I lost something important, and it turns out, I already ate it.ĪNNIE: I didn't eat my pen, Troy. JEFF: Okay, whoever insidiously and with great malice aforethought abducted Annie's pen, confess, repent and relinquish so we can leave. Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again, okay? This isn't budget day-care. JEFF: All right, it's not on the floor, so whoever accidentally took.ĪNNIE: Not accidentally. ♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪ ♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪ ♪ somebody said we could be here ♪ ♪ we could be roped up, tied up, d*ad in a year ♪ ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪ ♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪ Now Annie has made it clear that this is an issue, so from now on, we need to be more respectful of her things, okay? Okay. I keep bringing pens and you guys keep taking them, and I'm afraid I'm putting my foot down. Not "Sorry, Annie." We passed "Sorry, Annie" eight pens ago. I'm sorry, but I need to know who took my pen.ĪNNIE: No. I outbid three hospitals for this baby, and it was worth every penny. ![]() If anything, this chair makes me more than a human. I don't want people to think of me as a handicap. SHIRLEY: Do you want me to push you to the parade, Pierce? I'm strictly mechanical pencils these days. I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.ĪNNIE: Abed, did you pick up my pen? It's purple with a gel grip.ĪBED: Nope. JEFF: Oh, like you're famous for your wit. The local shelter is having a Puppy Parade this afternoon.ĭEAN PELTON: I expect all of you to lend a paw. I hope you just came up with that.ĭEAN PELTON: Look out, drive-by deaning. Or should I say a catch to date.īRITTA: Oof. Oh, Britta, can you hold up the final stage of humanity?īRITTA: I still think man is gonna evolve into woman. JEFF: Longer than it took Duncan to think up this assignment.ĪNNIE: I think he's gonna appreciate the work we did expanding our evolutionary chart. TROY: Anyone know how long it takes papier-mâché to dry?
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